5 Jokes For Lutheran

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Updated on: Feb 24 2025

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The Lutheran Astronaut

Figuring out how to do zero gravity communion
Lutherans in space have a new hymn: "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me, even in microgravity.

The Lutheran Teenager's Confession

Trying to be rebellious while still following the Ten Commandments
The Lutheran teenager's version of sneaking out involves leaving a note on the kitchen table that says, "Gone to youth group. Will be back by 9:30, I promise.

The Lutheran Chef

Struggling to make casseroles without using the secret ingredient – guilt
The secret ingredient in every Lutheran casserole is guilt. It's the spice that makes everything taste like Sunday potluck.

The Lutheran Grandma at Bingo Night

Struggling with the temptation of yelling "Hallelujah!" every time she wins
It's hard for a Lutheran grandma at Bingo Night. She's torn between shouting "Hallelujah!" and maintaining her reputation as the quietest bingo player.

The Lutheran Dog Walker

Trying to train dogs using Luther's Small Catechism
The challenge of being a Lutheran dog walker is that my dogs only respond to commands when they're written in Old English.

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