5 Lunches Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – even lunch excuses!
My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her and said, 'I love my wife, but she's wrong sometimes.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I asked the waiter if the restaurant had frog legs. He said, 'No, we always hop around!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – and then handed me a burnt sandwich.

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