5 Lunches Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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Family Gatherings

The chaos of coordinating family lunches with dietary restrictions
Family gatherings always have that one person who brings a vegan, gluten-free, organic, non-GMO dish that looks like it was foraged in the woods by a unicorn. And the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to politely decline without offending the unicorn chef.

Office Lunches

Everyone stealing each other's lunches in the office fridge
The office fridge is like a Hunger Games arena. May the odds be ever in your favor when you reach for that last slice of pizza. And may your digestive system survive the rebellion!

Virtual Lunches

The struggle of pretending to enjoy virtual team lunches
Virtual lunches are the only time where you can enjoy a meal and still be hungry. It's the only place where your lunch can look at you and say, "Is this all there is?" Welcome to the matrix of culinary disappointment.

School Lunches

Trading and bargaining for the best lunch items in the school cafeteria
The cafeteria is the real Wall Street. You've got your bull markets – chocolate milk on Fridays, and your bear markets – mystery meat Mondays. But let's be honest, every day is a risky investment when it comes to school lunches.

Diet Lunches

Trying to eat healthy when your heart says pizza
They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a disappointment sandwich for lunch today. I guess that's what happens when you choose a salad over a burger – my taste buds are on strike.

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