7 Lunches Jokes

One Liners

Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I'm writing a joke about a broken pencil. It's pointless!

Why don't oysters share their lunch? Because they are shellfish!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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