7 Jokes For Lullaby

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Updated on: Jul 24 2024

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Why did the baby lullaby break up with the bedtime story? It felt it was being too drawn out!
What did the bedtime story say to the lullaby? 'You're putting me out of a job!
I tried singing a lullaby to my computer. Now it's in sleep mode, and I can't wake it up!
I sang a lullaby to my coffee, but it didn't go to sleep. Now it's espresso-ing itself all over the place!
I told my wife I can sing a lullaby in any key. She said, 'How about the key to the front door so you can sing outside?
I asked my GPS to sing me a lullaby. Now it keeps telling me to 'turn right in 500 snores'!
I sang a lullaby to my cat. Now it thinks it's a night prowler, always meowing at the moon!

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