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Why did the baby lullaby break up with the bedtime story? It felt it was being too drawn out!
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What did the bedtime story say to the lullaby? 'You're putting me out of a job!
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I tried singing a lullaby to my computer. Now it's in sleep mode, and I can't wake it up!
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I sang a lullaby to my coffee, but it didn't go to sleep. Now it's espresso-ing itself all over the place!
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I told my wife I can sing a lullaby in any key. She said, 'How about the key to the front door so you can sing outside?
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I asked my GPS to sing me a lullaby. Now it keeps telling me to 'turn right in 500 snores'!
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