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Disoriented Pet
Pets not understanding why their humans are suddenly singing softly in the middle of the night.
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I caught my cat rolling its eyes at me while I sang a lullaby. I guess she's more of a heavy metal fan. Note to self: invest in a tiny leather jacket for the next bedtime concert.
Overworked Parent
Trying to sing a lullaby while juggling work and parenting.
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I'm so exhausted that I started incorporating work jargon into lullabies. Now, I sing, "Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's gonna buy you a spreadsheet." Nothing says comfort like the promise of organized data.
Sleep-Deprived Alien Abductee
Being a newcomer to Earth, trying to understand the purpose of lullabies.
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Aliens thought lullabies were our way of transmitting classified information across the galaxy. Little do they know, it's just us trying to convince our babies that nighttime is for sleeping, not intergalactic meetings.
Paranoid Grandparent
Believing that modern lullabies are too advanced and might have hidden messages.
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I overheard my grandkid's lullaby playlist, and let me tell you, it's like a conspiracy theory waiting to happen. "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"? What if they're secretly training the next generation of rowers for a global takeover? I've got my eye on you, lullabies.
Insomniac Baby
Refusing to sleep during bedtime.
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I'm convinced my baby is secretly training for a future career as a DJ. At 2 a.m., he drops the sickest beats – his favorite track is "Cry and Repeat." I'm just waiting for him to release his debut album on baby monitor records.
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