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I tried singing a lullaby to myself the other night to fall asleep, but it turns out "Rock-a-bye Baby" has some really dark lyrics. I mean, who puts a baby in a treetop and expects it to sleep? It's like Mother Goose meets extreme parenting.
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You ever notice how lullabies always involve some form of transportation? Rock-a-bye baby in a treetop, the cradle will fall. It's like they're preparing kids for a lifetime of roller coasters and bumpy car rides.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a lullaby is just the sound of complete silence. No soothing melodies, just the absence of chaos.
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Lullabies are the original Spotify playlist for babies. I can imagine parents in the 1800s trying to curate the perfect mixtape of lullabies for their little ones. "Track one: Mozart's Symphony No. 40. Track two: Ocean sounds for naptime.
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Lullabies are the only songs where the performer hopes the audience falls asleep during the show. Can you imagine a concert where the singer's ultimate goal is to see everyone in the crowd snoring? "Thank you, goodnight! And remember, sweet dreams!
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Lullabies are a parent's secret weapon. It's like they're saying, "If I sing you this song, you'll sleep, and I can finally watch my favorite show without interruption." It's the parental version of casting a sleep spell.
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I don't know about you, but when I was a kid, my parents didn't sing lullabies; they just threatened to take away my video games if I didn't go to bed. That's the real bedtime story: "Once upon a time, in a land without Fortnite...
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You ever notice how lullabies make everything sound magical? I tried singing one to my cat, and now he just expects me to conjure up a magical land of catnip and endless treats every night. I've set unrealistic expectations for feline dreams.
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I tried creating a modern lullaby by singing the terms and conditions of an iTunes update to my niece. It put her to sleep instantly, but now she probably dreams of software agreements and data privacy policies.
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