8 Jokes About Lubricant

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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I told my wife I'll fix the squeaky door. She handed me a can of lubricant. Now the door doesn't just squeak; it sings opera! šŸŽµšŸšŖ
I was going to tell you a joke about oil, but I didn't want to spill it. Oops, too late! šŸ¤­šŸ›¢ļø
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and then I lubricate my taste buds! šŸ¤
My friend said I should try cooking with lubricant. I told him I prefer my food not to slide off the plate! šŸ³šŸ›¢ļø
I spilled oil on my keyboard. Now it has a space bar! āŒØļøšŸ›¢ļø
I told my friend I was feeling a bit rusty. He handed me a can of lubricant and said, 'Oil be fine!' šŸ˜„šŸ›¢ļø
My doctor said I need more healthy fats in my diet. So, I started pouring olive oil on my salads. Now Iā€™m extra virgin healthy! šŸ„—
I told my wife she should embrace my love like a well-oiled machine. She handed me a can of WD-40 and said, 'Start spraying!' šŸ’‘

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