8+ Best One Liners Jokes For look

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I've decided to sell my vacuum. It's just gathering dust.

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