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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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The Overlooker

The struggle of being extremely observant
Being observant is a real problem in relationships. My girlfriend asked if I noticed anything different about her, and I said, "Yeah, you're standing two inches to the left." Now I'm sleeping on the observant couch.

The Pessimistic Viewer

Seeing the downside of everything
People say the glass is half full. I say it's twice as large as it needs to be, and someone probably spit in it. I call it the pessimist's perspective on hydration.

The Optimistic Looker

Trying to find the silver lining in every situation
I locked my keys in the car, but that's just an opportunity for a relaxing walk. Of course, it was also raining, but hey, water is nature's shower, right?

The Daydreamer

Living in a world of constant daydreams
I daydreamed about being a stand-up comedian once. Then I woke up, and here I am. Turns out, in my dreams, people have a better sense of humor.

The Short-Sighted

Struggling with nearsightedness
I accidentally bought super glue instead of eye drops. Now, every time I blink, I can see into the future – a future where I'll probably need new glasses.

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