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What do you call a lobster that's a stand-up comedian? A shellarious crustacean!
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Why don't lobsters ever pay for dinner? Because they always bring their own claws!
Lobster Family Reunions
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Ever been to a lobster family reunion? It's like a seafood buffet where everyone's related. And if you forget someone's name, just call them Larry; chances are, you'll get it right.
Lobster Love Advice
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Got relationship problems? Ask a lobster for love advice. Their motto is simple: If they don't like your shell, find someone who appreciates your pinchy personality. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you, my friend, are a lobster in a class of your own.
Lobster Therapy
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I tried talking to a lobster the other day, thinking it might be therapeutic. Turns out, they're great listeners but terrible at giving advice. All it did was click its claws and suggest I shell out for a vacation.
Lobster Therapy Hotline
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I called a lobster therapy hotline the other day. The voice on the other end said, Press 1 if you're feeling crabby. Press 2 if you're in a pinch. And for urgent matters, just scream into the phone and hope someone claws you back.
Lobster Dating Woes
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Dating is like a lobster trap. You think it's all fancy dinners and romance until you realize you're stuck in a shell of emotions, desperately trying to escape. And if you do manage to break free, good luck finding someone else who's not already caught!
Lobster Parenting Tips
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I asked a lobster for parenting advice, thinking they've got it figured out with all those little lobster kids. It looked at me and said, Well, first rule: Be a good role model. Second rule: Don't be shellfish with snacks. And third, always carry a spare shell for emotional emergencies.
Lobster Etiquette
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I tried teaching my pet lobster some manners. You know, like not interrupting, waiting its turn. But every time I started talking, it just waved its claws like, Excuse me, I'm the real catch here!
Lobster Fashion Police
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Lobsters are the fashion police of the sea. I mean, have you seen those red outfits they're sporting? They're basically saying, You may be stylish, but you'll never be as shellfish as me!
Lobster Social Media
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Lobsters must be the influencers of the sea. I mean, they're always posting pictures of their claws, showing off their luxurious underwater homes. I tried following one on Lobstergram, but all it posted was shellfies. Talk about a shell-shock!
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