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Lobster is one of those foods that instantly makes you feel classy, even if you're eating it in your pajamas. It's like, "I may be in sweats, but my taste buds are wearing a tuxedo.
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Lobsters are the real influencers of the sea. I mean, they live in luxury, get airtime on cooking shows, and even have their own Instagram-worthy boiling moments. Meanwhile, I struggle to get likes on my cat videos.
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Lobster is the only food that can make you question your commitment to non-violence. I mean, who thought cracking open a creature's exoskeleton with a tiny hammer was a civilized dining experience? It's like playing seafood CSI at the dinner table.
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Have you ever tried to eat a lobster without looking like a crime scene investigator? It's like trying to dissect a puzzle made of butter and shell fragments. I end up wearing more of my meal than I actually consume.
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Lobsters are the rockstars of the ocean. They're always dressed in a fancy exoskeleton, and people pay a premium just to see them perform a disappearing act in a pot of boiling water.
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Lobsters are like the ocean's version of "Survivor." They're down there playing the long game, avoiding fishermen like underwater chess masters. Meanwhile, I struggle to keep my houseplants alive.
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Ordering lobster feels like participating in a high-stakes gambling game. "Will it be delicious, or will I regret spending a small fortune on something that looks like it's plotting my demise from the plate?
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You ever notice how ordering a lobster at a restaurant feels like taking out a loan? I mean, it's like, "Sure, I'd love the seafood special... oh wait, I need to mortgage my house first!
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Lobster bibs are like the superhero capes of the dining world. You put one on, and suddenly you feel invincible against the buttery splatter that's about to come your way. It's a shield of sophistication.
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