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Lobster Love Advice Columnist
Navigating the complexities of lobster romance.
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Lobster love advice: "When in doubt, express your feelings with bubbles. It's the universal language of lobster love. Just don't confuse it with boiling anxiety bubbles – that's a whole different conversation.
Lobster Escape Artist
Plotting daring escapes from seafood restaurants.
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Lobsters have secret societies plotting escapes. We've got a motto: "Freedom before flavor!" It's like a covert operation, but with more butter and less espionage.
Lobster Therapist's Office
Helping lobsters cope with their boiling anxiety.
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Lobster therapy is all about coping mechanisms. My therapist suggested I try mindfulness. Now, every time I feel the water heating up, I chant, "I am not a seafood special. I am not a seafood special.
Lobster's Perspective at the Seafood Restaurant
Feeling betrayed by humans and fearing a boiling fate.
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Lobster relationships are intense. It's like a soap opera. Lobster A to Lobster B: "I heard you've been spending a lot of time with the chef lately. Is there something you want to tell me, or should I start packing my claws?
Lobster Stand-Up Comedy Club
Dealing with the pressure of being the main dish and making the audience laugh.
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Lobster stand-up tip: If the audience isn't laughing, just pinch them. Nothing like a bit of pain to distract from the impending doom. "Ha! That lobster got me good, let's order it.
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