8 Jokes For Little Susie

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Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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Little Susie told her brother, 'I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that.
Little Susie asked her teacher, 'Can I go to the bathroom?' The teacher replied, 'It's 'may I,' not 'can I.''' Susie said, 'Okay, may I go to the bathroom?
Little Susie wanted a pet rabbit, but her mom said no. She said they breed like… well, rabbits!
Little Susie told her friend, 'I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.' Her friend asked, 'But there are 26 letters.' Susie replied, 'I don't know y.
Little Susie told her teacher she could make a sentence without the letter 'E.' The teacher bet her lunch money. Susie said, 'I won, give me my money!
Little Susie asked her dad, 'Can I have a bookmark?' He replied, 'You can have my number, we'll work on the 'book' part.
What did Little Susie say when she lost her ice cream? 'You scream, I scream, we all scream because I dropped my ice cream!
What did Little Susie say when she saw a scary movie? 'I'm not afraid of ghosts, just homework!

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