5 Jokes For Little Susie

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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Little Susie's Family Dinners

Little Susie's unique approach to family meals
Little Susie's dad said, "We're having spaghetti for dinner." Susie replied, "Great, I've been practicing my noodle twirling for weeks!

Little Susie at School

Little Susie's misadventures in the classroom
Little Susie's teacher asked, "If you had one day to be the principal, what would you do?" Susie said, "Cancel homework forever!" The teacher nodded, and Susie added, "And replace it with unlimited recess!

Little Susie's Career Aspirations

Little Susie's unconventional dreams for the future
Little Susie told her teacher she wanted to be a detective. When asked why, she said, "I heard they always have the best magnifying glasses, and I really want one of those!

Little Susie's Adventures with Pets

Little Susie's attempts to have unique and unconventional pets
Little Susie's mom caught her trying to keep a pet cloud. She said, "Susie, clouds don't belong indoors!" Susie replied, "I know, that's why I tried to let it go, but it kept raining on the carpet!

Little Susie and the Tooth Fairy

Little Susie's clever schemes to get extra money from the Tooth Fairy
Little Susie wrote a letter to the Tooth Fairy saying, "I lost all my teeth at once. Can I get a bulk discount?

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