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Why did the little boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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What did the grape say when the child stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Little Children
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You ever notice how little children are like tiny, adorable dictators? They can't even tie their shoes, but they'll command you like they're leading a rebellion. Bring me juice, peasant, and make it snappy!
Pocket-sized Drama Queens
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Little children are like pocket-sized drama queens. They can turn the most mundane activities into high-stakes emotional roller coasters. You give them the wrong color cup, and suddenly you're in the midst of a Shakespearean tragedy.
Tiny Philosophers
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Little kids are like tiny philosophers. They ask the deepest questions, like, Why is the sky blue? or Where do babies come from? And you, as a parent, suddenly become a Google search engine with a master's degree in creative storytelling.
Bedtime Olympics
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Putting little children to bed is an Olympic event. You've got the 100-meter dash to catch them, the hurdles of toys strewn across the floor, and the marathon negotiation for just one more bedtime story. And don't even get me started on the synchronized kicking in their sleep.
Master Negotiators
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Little kids are master negotiators. They could make a UN diplomat question their skills. You try to reason with them, and they hit you with the classic negotiation tactic: the tantrum. It's like negotiating with a tiny, angry tornado.
Lilliputian Lawyers
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Little children are natural-born lawyers. They argue their case with such conviction that you start questioning your own sanity. No, Mom, I didn't eat the cookies. It must have been the cookie monster who mysteriously looks a lot like me. Defense attorney in the making right there.
Miniature Copycats
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Little children are miniature copycats. You sneeze, and suddenly they're sneezing with dramatic flair. You say a bad word once, and congratulations, you've got a tiny sailor on your hands. Note to self: watch your language around the parrot-like toddlers.
Tiny Time Travelers
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Kids are like tiny time travelers. You blink, and they've transported you from a peaceful morning to a chaotic afternoon. It's like living in a sci-fi movie where the plot revolves around spilled juice and missing socks.
Tiny Terrors
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Little children are like tiny terrors. They're like Godzilla in diapers, wreaking havoc everywhere they go. You give them a crayon, and suddenly your walls look like abstract art. Picasso would be proud, but your security deposit, not so much.
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