7 Little Children Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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I told my son he was too young to watch fireworks. He said, 'Dad, I'm ready to explode with excitement!
My daughter asked me, 'Why don't we ever see baby pigeons?' I said, 'Because they can't afford their own apartments yet!
My son asked me, 'Dad, can I have a bookmark?' I burst into tears. Eleven years and he still doesn't know my name is Brian!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because he wanted to raise the roof with laughter!
Why did the child bring a ladder to the swimming pool? They heard they could dive into the deep end!
Why did the child bring a ladder to the zoo? Because they wanted to say hi to the giraffe on eye level!
Why did the little boy bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to climb the ranks and reach the top shelf!

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