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Toy Tug-of-War
Sharing toys among little children
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I attempted to use the classic "taking turns" method. Now my living room looks like a courtroom, complete with a makeshift judge's wig made of cotton candy. The verdict? Guilty of not sharing cookies evenly.
Car Seat Conundrum
Strapping little children into car seats
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I tried explaining the importance of safety. My child's response? "If superheroes don't need seat belts, neither do I!" Now we're cruising through the neighborhood with a tiny caped crusader standing in the back seat, wind blowing through their superhero mask.
Bedtime Battle
Trying to get little children to bed
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I tried the classic bedtime story technique the other night. I said, "Once upon a time, there was a kid who went to bed on time every night." My kid interrupted, "Daddy, that's not a real story." Touche, kid, touche.
Dress-up Dilemma
Getting little children dressed in the morning
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I suggested letting my child pick out their own clothes. Now my two-year-old insists on wearing a tutu and a superhero cape to the grocery store. We're starting a new fashion trend: superhero-chic.
Mealtime Mayhem
Getting little children to eat their veggies
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I told my child that eating veggies would make them super strong like their favorite superhero. Now they insist on wearing a cape to dinner. The only problem is, they try to fly off the table after finishing their peas. I've got a flying superhero in training!
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