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Why did the lion become the club's treasurer? Because he knew how to handle a 'roaring' budget!
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What do lions do at the end of their club meetings? They give a 'roaring' applause!
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Why did the lion become the president of the Lions Club? Because he had a roaring leadership style!
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Why did the lion volunteer to be the club's event planner? He wanted to organize a 'roar-some' time for everyone!
Lions' Den of Gossip
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Lions Club meetings are like a lion's den of gossip. Forget about discussing community projects; they spend the entire time debating who wore the best safari hat. Spoiler alert: Ethel wins every time.
Lions and the Mane Event
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At the Lions Club meeting, they talked about preserving the environment. I suggested we release lions into the city to control the pigeon population. They didn't appreciate my idea; apparently, the city council frowns upon mane events.
Lions in Sheep's Clothing
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I tried joining the Lions Club, thinking it was a secret society for lion enthusiasts. Turns out, it's just a bunch of retirees in lion-themed sweaters. Lions in sheep's clothing, more like!
Lions and Lambs, Oh My!
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Lions Club meetings are confusing. I expected lions, but it's all about community service. I was ready to face a majestic beast, and all I got was Mildred, who knits sweaters for squirrels. Lions and lambs, oh my!
King of the Bingo Jungle
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I attended a Lions Club meeting recently. It's like they want to be kings of the charity jungle, but the only roaring I heard was from Gladys when someone stole her bingo win. Lions Club, more like Bingo Brawl!
Roaring Business Strategies
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I attended a Lions Club meeting hoping to learn about business strategies. All they discussed was fundraising for eyeglasses. I wanted roaring success, not roaring prescriptions!
Lions Club: Where Aging Hipsters Roar
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Lions Club – it's like a gathering of aging hipsters trying to bring back the roaring '20s, but all they manage to roar about is the rising cost of denture cream.
The Roaring Lions Club Meetings
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You ever been to one of those Lions Club meetings? I went once, expecting to see lions with tiny ties and monocles. Turns out, it's just a bunch of people discussing charity work. I was so disappointed; I even brought a whip, thinking I could tame the wild ones in the room.
Lions and the Mane-Tenance Fee
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Joined the Lions Club thinking it was a timeshare for lions. Now I'm stuck paying a mane-tenance fee for a community garden. Turns out, the only thing roaring is my frustration when I see the monthly bill!
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