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Went to a Lions Club meeting hoping for some fierce discussions. Turns out, the only roaring was coming from someone's stomach during the heated debate on the best potluck casserole. Forget lions, these folks are more like the gentle kittens of conversation.
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You know you're at a Lions Club meeting when someone starts a heated argument about the best method for alphabetizing spice racks. Forget spicy debates; these folks take it literally.
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I attended a Lions Club meeting last week, and I swear, it felt like I stumbled into a support group for people addicted to collecting rubber bands. They were exchanging tips on elasticity and everything. I left wondering if they have secret handshakes involving paper cuts.
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Lions Club meetings are the only place where you can witness a debate on whether beige or taupe is the superior neutral color. It's so intense; I half-expected them to bring out color swatches and start ranking them like Olympic medals.
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Lions Club meetings are the only place where the phrase "wild night out" refers to staying up past 9 p.m. to watch a riveting documentary on the history of paperclips. Spoiler alert: it's a gripping tale.
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Lions Club meetings are the only place where they have a strict agenda for discussing the best way to organize your sock drawer. If you ever need advice on sock hierarchy, that's the VIP lounge of sock aficionados.
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Lions Club meetings are like the United Nations of small talk. If you want to negotiate peace treaties on the proper way to mow your lawn or establish diplomatic relations over the best stain remover, that's the place to be.
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You ever been to a Lions Club meeting? It's like a secret society for people who love discussing the price of canned tuna and the optimal way to fold a flag. It's like, "Welcome to the Lions Club, where our main goal is to tame the wild world of mundane conversations!
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I attended a Lions Club meeting, and I realized they should rename it the "Tupperware Liberation Front." These folks are so passionate about the proper storage of leftovers; it's like a culinary revolution in there.
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