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The Unprepared Attendee
Trying to fit in without knowing anything about lions or clubs.
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I thought I was being a real team player when they mentioned "hunting." I suggested we go to the supermarket together. Lions Club, meet the frozen food section.
The Technologically Challenged Member
Dealing with modern technology at a Lions Club meeting.
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I thought "Zoom meetings" referred to the sound a lion makes when it's really close. I spent the entire virtual meeting making roaring noises into my camera. They kicked me out of the meeting faster than a gazelle running from a lion.
The Overenthusiastic Member
Taking lions and clubs too literally.
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They asked me to bring something to the meeting that represents my roar. So, naturally, I brought a karaoke machine and belted out 'Circle of Life.' Apparently, that wasn't what they had in mind.
The Misguided Environmentalist
Confusing lions with environmental issues.
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I proudly declared that I adopted a lion and showed them a picture of my cat named Simba. They didn't appreciate the mix-up between domestic and wild cats.
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