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You ever notice how lions always roar like they own the place? I mean, who appointed them kings of the jungle? Did they hold an election? Can you imagine a lion political campaign? "Vote for Leo the Lion, because when he roars, even the zebras listen!" I tried roaring like
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Have you ever seen a lion at the gym? Me neither. I mean, why bother? They're already the kings of the jungle; they don't need six-pack abs. But imagine if lions did hit the gym. "Bro, do you even lift wildebeests?" I can see it now, lions doing CrossFit in
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You ever notice how lions always have that perfect mane, like they just stepped out of a salon? Meanwhile, I wake up in the morning looking like I got electrocuted. I bet lions never have bad hair days. Can you imagine a lion having a bad hair day? "Sorry, hyenas,
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