4 Jokes For Lion

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Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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You ever notice how lions always roar like they own the place? I mean, who appointed them kings of the jungle? Did they hold an election? Can you imagine a lion political campaign? "Vote for Leo the Lion, because when he roars, even the zebras listen!"
I tried roaring like
Have you ever seen a lion at the gym? Me neither. I mean, why bother? They're already the kings of the jungle; they don't need six-pack abs.
But imagine if lions did hit the gym. "Bro, do you even lift wildebeests?" I can see it now, lions doing CrossFit in
You ever notice how lions always have that perfect mane, like they just stepped out of a salon? Meanwhile, I wake up in the morning looking like I got electrocuted.
I bet lions never have bad hair days. Can you imagine a lion having a bad hair day? "Sorry, hyenas,
I recently read that lions have a unique way of finding a mate. The male lion roars, and the female lion judges the quality of his roar. Can you imagine if we did that in the dating world?
Instead of swiping left or right, we could have a roar rating.

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