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Lions roar to communicate, right? I wish I could do that. Imagine being stuck in traffic and just letting out a mighty roar to let everyone know you're not happy. "Move aside, I'm the king of this asphalt jungle!
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Lions form prides, and that's their family structure. I can barely handle my family during Thanksgiving dinner; imagine having a pride meeting every day. "Who didn't do the dishes, again?
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Lions are known for their stealthy stalking before a hunt. I tried to replicate that at the grocery store, but apparently, creeping up on a sale item like a lion does on its prey is frowned upon.
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Lions have those intense stares that make them look so majestic. When I try it, people just ask if I'm okay or if I need some eye drops. Note to self: majestic stares are reserved for lions, not office meetings.
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Lions have these majestic manes that make them look so regal. Meanwhile, I wake up with bedhead every morning, and my hair looks like it just had a wild night out with a bunch of unruly pillows.
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Lions sleep a lot, and I can relate. My spirit animal is definitely the lion, but only when it comes to the art of the power nap.
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You ever think about how lions are basically just giant cats? Imagine your house cat if it were the size of a lion. Good luck fitting that thing on your lap for some casual Netflix and chill.
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Lions are known for their hunting skills. If I were a lion, my hunting skills would probably be limited to finding the TV remote that somehow always manages to hide between the couch cushions.
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Lions mark their territory by roaring and leaving scent markings. I tried that once, but apparently, it's not socially acceptable to claim your spot in the office breakroom by marking it with a coffee stain and a sticky note.
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