6 Jokes About Lime

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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What do you call a lime that's always late? A tardy citrus!

What's a lime's favorite game? Hide and zest-seeking!

I tried to make a lime pun, but it was a bit too acidic. Guess I should've pHrased it differently!

What's a lime's favorite type of party? A citrus-cial occasion!

I told my friend I was going to start a lime orchestra. He asked, 'What's your key?' I said, 'Citrus!

How do limes flirt? They give a little squeeze and say, 'You've got zest!

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