5 Jokes About Lime

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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The Bartender's Dilemma

Balancing the demand for lime in drinks with the shortage
The ultimate cocktail challenge: "I tried making a mojito without lime once. It's called a 'no-jito,' and it tastes suspiciously like regret.

The Lime's Therapy Session

Seeking therapy for an identity crisis
Therapist's conclusion: "After our session, the lime felt more centered. Or maybe it was just juiced about getting some attention.

The Lime's Dating Woes

Struggling to find the perfect match in the fruit bowl
Lime's breakup line: "It's not me; it's you. I need someone who won't make me feel like I'm just here to add flavor.

The Lime's Perspective

Feeling underappreciated in the fruit world
Lime's revenge plan: "I'm thinking of rolling into lemons' territory. Let's see how they feel being the green one for once.

The Lime in the Fruit Olympics

Competing against other fruits for the gold medal
Lime's doping scandal: "I heard the banana accused me of using performance-enhancing citrus. I call it natural zestiness!

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