4 Jokes About Lime

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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Let's talk about lime's identity crisis. You ever see a lime at a party? It's like they're desperate for attention. Lemons get all the limelight—pun intended. Lemons are in lemonade, lemon meringue pie, lemon-scented everything. Limes are just sitting there, trying to be noticed in the corner of the fruit
You ever notice how limes are like the secret agents of the fruit world? They're always sneaking into your drinks, pretending to be lemons. You order a nice refreshing soda, and suddenly you're in a spy thriller with a lime infiltrator. I asked for lemonade, not espionage!
And what's with
Let's settle the age-old debate: lime vs. lemon. It's the ultimate citrus showdown. Lemons are all sunshine and sweetness, the prom queens of the fruit basket. Limes, on the other hand, are like the rebels with a cause, adding a zing to life.
Lemonade stands on every corner, but where
I recently heard about a new diet trend – the lime diet. Apparently, the idea is to add lime to everything you eat to boost your metabolism and magically shed those extra pounds. I tried it for a week, and let me tell you, I've never been so well-acquainted with

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