7 Jokes For Light Year

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Updated on: Jul 11 2025

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Why did the astronaut bring a broom to space? To sweep away any stardust from light years ago!
Why did the astronaut become a gardener? He wanted to 'planet' and nurture life light years away!
How do you organize a space-themed wedding? You planet meticulously and ensure the love is cosmic, even if it's light years in the making!
I told my friend a joke about space, but it was too far out - it went over his light year!
Why did the scientist always carry a flashlight in space? In case he encountered a light-year traffic jam!
How do you organize a space party? You planet in advance, and it's a blast even if it's a light year away!
How does an astronaut communicate from space? He uses 'spacebook' to update his friends about every light year of his journey!

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