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Alien Misunderstanding
Aliens interpreting "light year" as a unit of brightness.
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Turns out, in the alien dictionary, a light year is the measure of how dazzling a Kardashian's Instagram post is.
Quantum Physics Stand-Up
Comedian misunderstanding "light year" as a unit of humor.
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My career is moving at the speed of light years, which means I'm still waiting for the laughter from my first gig to reach me.
Light-speed Relationship
When your partner expects your relationship to progress at light speed.
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I tried to spice things up by suggesting we move in together. She replied, "We're not there yet; we're only at the speed of 'running late for dinner.'
Astronaut's Dilemma
When you realize a "light year" isn't a unit of time.
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Tried explaining to my boss that my deadline is in "light years." Turns out, he's not a big fan of intergalactic excuses.
Galactic GPS Confusion
Navigating the cosmos with a GPS that thinks "light year" is a distance measure.
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Asked my navigation system how far the nearest restroom was. It replied, "In approximately 2 million light years, make a U-turn if possible." I might need a spacesuit for this journey.
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