7 Jokes For Light Year

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Updated on: Jul 11 2025

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Why was the astronaut so good at golf in space? Because he always got a hole-in-one, even if it was light years away from any course!
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar - it helps them pause and reflect on their light-year journeys!
Why was the comet invited to all the space parties? It had an amazing 'tail' of traveling light years!
Why was the astronaut so good at parking? He knew how to use his 'space' wisely, even in a light year!
Why did the alien apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they made 'out of this world' pastries light years ahead of any other!
Why did the spaceship break up with the comet? It needed some space after traveling light years together!
Why was the moon so good at telling jokes? It had a 'lunar' sense of humor that traveled light years!

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