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Joke Types
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Why did the light skin bring a pencil to the party? To draw attention, of course!
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What's a light skin's favorite type of music? Anything light and breezy!
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What do you call a group of light skins playing hide and seek? A flash mob!
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What's a light skin's favorite subject in school? Enlightening discussions!
The Concealer Conundrum
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Light skins and their struggle to find the right concealer shade is real. They're out there buying concealers like they're sampling ice cream flavors, hoping one will match. I suggested they just use snow, but apparently, it's not the same.
Vampire Vibes
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I'm convinced light skins are part vampire. They avoid the sun, have a killer glow, and I swear I saw one hiss at garlic once. I asked if they sparkle in sunlight, and they just gave me a mysterious smile. Edward Cullen, who?
Blinded by the Light
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You ever get blinded by someone's highlight? I met a light skin the other day, and their highlight was so bright I thought I was in a disco ballroom. I asked them if they were part-time lighthouse, guiding ships to safety with their cheekbones.
Shady Business
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You ever notice how they call them light skins? It's like they're the shady cousins of the skin family. They're not dark, they're not medium, they're just lurking in the shadows, waiting to surprise you like, Guess who's here? It's the SPF 50 crew!
The Flashback Effect
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Light skins have mastered the art of flashback. You take a photo with them, and suddenly, you look like you just stepped out of a time machine from the '90s. I asked one if they had a DeLorean in their pocket.
The Pale Struggle
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Light skins love to complain about their struggle, but I think they're onto something. No sunburns, no awkward tan lines, and no one mistaking them for a lobster at the beach. Maybe I should join the light side – they seem to have it all figured out, except for finding the right foundation shade.
Selfie Struggles
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Ever try taking a selfie with a light skin friend? It's like a game of hide and seek with their own face. They find the perfect lighting, pose, and then it's like, Where's Waldo? Oh, there they are, hiding in the reflection of their phone screen!
The Glow Up Struggle
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Light skins always talk about that glow, but let me tell you, it's not easy being luminous. They have a glow-up routine longer than my relationship history. I tried asking one for skincare tips, and they handed me a manual thicker than a George R.R. Martin novel.
Invisible in Winter
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Winter is the only time light skins feel like they fit in. They finally get to blend in with the snow, and they're like, This is my time to shine! Literally, because you can't see them against the white backdrop.
Summer Struggles
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Light skins in the summer be like, I can't go outside, I might get a tan! I'm over here just trying not to turn into a lobster, and they're worried about looking like they spent a weekend in the Bahamas. It's like they're allergic to melanin and sunshine.
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