5 Jokes About Light Skins

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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Tanning Salon Mishaps

When light-skinned people visit tanning salons
Tanning salon tip for light-skinned folks: If the sun won't come to you, just bring a spotlight and confuse everyone.

SPF Confusion

Light-skinned struggles with sunscreen
I asked my friend for sunscreen advice, and he said, "Just use the SPF that corresponds to the time you plan to spend outdoors." Well, I guess I'm using SPF "Netflix and Chill" from now on.

Neon Dreams

Light-skinned folks and neon lights
I tried to join a neon dance crew, but they said I was too reflective. I guess they were worried about dazzling the audience.

Midnight Snacking

The struggle of light-skinned individuals sneaking to the kitchen at night
My late-night snack strategy: I only eat things that don't require turning on the kitchen light. Let's just say, I've become a master of identifying snacks by touch.

Beach Day Struggles

Light-skinned beach adventures
My beach umbrella is so big, it has its own zip code. When I set it up, people started lining up, thinking it's the entrance to the VIP section.

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