5 Jokes For Lifeboat

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 11 2024

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The Comedian

Turning the lifeboat situation into a comedy club
Trying to write a book about our lifeboat experience. The working title is "How to Sink a Ship and Still Have a Good Time." Spoiler: The punchline is still pending.

Captain's Log

Trying to keep the crew entertained on a lifeboat
I told the crew we should play "Two Truths and a Lie" to pass the time. Turns out, everyone's lie was that they could swim.

The Optimist

Seeing the glass half full in a sinking lifeboat
Tried to convince everyone that we're not stranded; we're just on a spontaneous nautical vacation. The lack of a destination is part of the adventure, right?

The Pessimist

Expecting the worst on the lifeboat
We tried fishing for hope, but all we caught was despair. On the bright side, despair is low in calories.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing the sinking was intentional
The dolphins swimming by are obviously government spies. I mean, who else would be interested in our riveting lifeboat discussions about snack rationing?

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