4 Jokes For Lifeboat

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Updated on: Aug 11 2024

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I was thinking about lifeboat scenarios the other day, and it hit me - why aren't there lifeboat wisdom quotes? You know, like those inspirational quotes you see on Instagram, but for when you're stuck on a tiny boat with a bunch of people who may or may not eat
You ever heard of the lifeboat dilemma? It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, let's see how twisted your morals can get when things go south!" So, imagine you're on a lifeboat with a bunch of people, and it can only hold a certain number. Classic scenario, right? Now,
Can we talk about lifeboat etiquette? I mean, it's a small boat, people! Personal space goes out the porthole, and suddenly you're spooning with strangers. And who gets to be the captain? Is it the guy with the loudest voice or the one who can tie a decent knot? I
Life's not a lifeboat, but sometimes it feels like it is. You ever been in a situation where you're trying to get ahead, but it's like everyone's trying to drag you down? It's the human version of crabs in a bucket. You climb up, and they're like, "Oh no, buddy,

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