6 Life Twitter Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 24 2024

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I started a band called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet.

My computer's favorite snack is chips.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I asked my computer how to start my day. It told me to press CTRL + ALT + DELETE.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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