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The Subtweet Specialist
Mastering the art of subtweeting without causing a Twitter war
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Life Twitter has me subtweeting my own life. I tweeted, "Had a conversation with someone who thinks 'chill' means reheating leftovers." If you're reading this and you know who you are, it's time to invest in a microwave manual.
The Emoji Interpreter
Dealing with the confusion of emoji misinterpretation on life Twitter
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Life Twitter has me second-guessing every emoji choice. I tweeted, "Feeling a bit under the weather today. 🤒" Someone sent me chicken soup delivery. I appreciate the gesture, but I was just looking for sympathy, not soup.
The Social Media Guru
Navigating the pressure of being an influencer on life twitter
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Life Twitter has me questioning everything. I tweeted, "Started from the bottom, now we're here." My mom replied, "You started from the bottom bunk, now you're in the spare room. What's your point?" Thanks, Mom, for keeping me humble on life Twitter.
The Hashtag Addict
Getting carried away with hashtags on life twitter
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Life Twitter has turned me into a poet of hashtags. I tweeted, "Roses are red, violets are blue, #LifeIsCrazy, and so are you." Now I'm just waiting for Shakespeare to roll over in his grave, or maybe he'd appreciate the modern twist.
The Retweet Beggar
Struggling with the urge to beg for retweets on life Twitter
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Being a retweet beggar is a tough gig on life Twitter. I tweeted, "Lost my keys again. 😩 Retweet to help me find them." I got retweets, but no one offered to send me a spare set of keys. Thanks for the virtual support, Twitter.
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