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You know how on Twitter, people share their deep thoughts and opinions? In real life, we do the same thing, but it's called going to therapy.
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Life is like Twitter in more ways than one. I swear, every time I try to express my feelings, I'm limited to 280 characters. I can't even fit my love life in that space!
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Life is like Twitter because sometimes it feels like I'm just scrolling through a feed of other people having fun while I sit on my couch, wondering if I should order pizza for the third time this week.
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Have you ever tried to summarize your entire day in a tweet? It's like, "Woke up. Coffee. Work. More coffee. Netflix. Sleep. #ExcitingLife" It's the most mundane autobiography ever.
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You ever notice how life is like Twitter trends? One day, everyone's obsessed with a new diet, and the next, we've all moved on to a different kind of avocado toast.
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Life is like Twitter because just when you think everything is going well, someone comes along and hits you with an unexpected plot twist.
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Life is like Twitter because there's always that one person who retweets everything, and you're like, "Do you have any original thoughts, or are you just here for the memes?
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You ever notice how life is like Twitter? I mean, there's drama, people sharing way too much information, and occasionally you come across a really good cat video that just brightens your day.
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Just like on Twitter, in real life, we all have that friend who can't resist sharing their every thought. It's like, "Dude, we don't need a live commentary on your breakfast choices.
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