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What did the lewd tomato say to the salad? 'Lettuce romaine friends, but things are getting saucy.
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What did the lewd bee say to the flower? Let's pollinate and create some x-rated honey.
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What did the lewd clock say to the other clock? 'Want to go back to my place for some second-hand fun?
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I told my friend a lewd pun, and he didn't laugh. Guess you could say it was a bit below the belt.
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Why did the lewd cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
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My ghost writer's advice for tonight: 'lewd.' I thought it was a typo, maybe they meant 'loud' or 'laugh.' But no, they were serious. So here I am, folks, attempting to be lewd but not crude – like a stand-up philosopher with a dirty mind and a clean conscience!
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So, I got these notes from my ghost writer, and it just said 'lewd.' I thought, great, now I have to figure out how to tell dirty jokes without getting canceled. I'm like a comedy tightrope walker, trying not to fall into the pit of cancellation. Wish me luck, folks!
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The Ghost Writer and I had a meeting to discuss my material, and the notes just said 'lewd.' I was like, come on, give me something to work with! So, now my entire set is just me standing here making suggestive gestures. Hope you're ready for the world's weirdest interpretive dance!
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I told my ghost writer I needed some edgy material, and the only note I got was 'lewd.' Now, I'm up here trying to be risqué without crossing any boundaries. It's like trying to walk a fine line between making you laugh and making your grandma disown me. Tough crowd, huh?
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My ghost writer gave me a single word to work with - 'lewd.' I thought, really? Is this a comedy set or a failed Tinder profile? Tonight, I'll be your virtual date, and I promise my jokes are better than my ghost writer's attempt at romance!
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My ghost writer's idea of spicing things up? A single note that said 'lewd.' I was expecting a brainstorming session, not a one-word scavenger hunt for punchlines. But hey, we're in for a wild ride tonight – strap in, folks, it's gonna be a bumpy, slightly inappropriate journey!
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I asked my ghost writer for some guidance on how to spice up my act, and all I got was a single word - 'lewd.' I thought, is this a comedy show or an episode of Fifty Shades of Stand-Up? Either way, I'm here to fulfill all your comedic fantasies tonight!
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Got some advice from my ghost writer: 'lewd.' Now I'm standing here, wondering if I accidentally stumbled into an open mic at an underground comedy club. Brace yourselves, folks – tonight, we're diving into the risqué realm of stand-up, where even the punchlines wear masks!
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Asked my ghost writer for some fresh material, and all I got was a mysterious note that said 'lewd.' Now I'm up here trying to decipher if it's a secret code or just their way of saying, 'Go wild, but keep it classy.' So, buckle up, because tonight we're exploring the enigma of stand-up comedy – where lewd meets laughter!
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