7 Jokes For Lewd

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Updated on: Mar 19 2025

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What's a lewd pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's 'R,' but it's the 'C' that they love.
Why did the lewd ghost get kicked out of the party? It was too transparent about its intentions.
I tried to come up with a lewd vegetable joke, but it was too corny. Lettuce move on to something else.
Why did the lewd tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
I bought a lewd calendar, but all the dates were too provocative. I guess you could say it was a year of bad decisions.
Why did the lewd bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up straight.
I told my lewd friend to embrace his mistakes. He hugged me.

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