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Why did the biology teacher go on a diet? She wanted to keep her cells in check!
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Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful public speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful public speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the biology teacher go on a diet? She wanted to keep her cells in check!
Adulting Achievements
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I recently mastered the art of folding a fitted sheet. It only took 20 years, 10 YouTube tutorials, and a sacrifice to the laundry gods. Now, if only I could figure out how to fold my fitted emotions.
Tech Troubles
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I love technology, but it doesn't always love me back. My phone's facial recognition thinks I have a twin, and my GPS believes I live in a parallel universe where left turns are illegal.
Genius in Hiding
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I always thought I was a genius until life gave me a pop quiz on common sense. Turns out, I'm more of a genius in hiding – you know, like a ninja, but instead of throwing stars, I accidentally throw my car keys into the neighbor's yard.
Google vs. My Brain
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I rely on Google so much that if my brain had a search bar, it would mostly be filled with embarrassing questions and song lyrics I can't remember. Hey brain, where did I leave my keys? Also, what rhymes with 'orange'?
Social Media Wisdom
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Social media is great for learning life lessons. For instance, if you post a salad pic, people say you're healthy. If you post a pizza pic, they call it a cheat day. If you post a pic of nothing, you're probably just hungry and indecisive.
Fitness Funnies
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I decided to get in shape this year. So far, the only thing getting in shape is my laundry pile – it's transforming from a mountain to more of a modest hill. I call it the laundry workout plan.
Relationships 101
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Being in a relationship is like taking a crash course in mind-reading, but instead of acing the test, I'm more like, I think she wants chocolate, but does she 'I just had a bad day' want chocolate, or 'we need to talk' want chocolate?
Wisdom Teeth Woes
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They say wisdom teeth are supposed to make you wise. Mine just made me talk like a confused pirate for a week. Arrr, matey! Why be me mouth feelin' like it got caught in a storm at sea? Learning life's lessons one dental misadventure at a time!
The Learning Curve
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You ever notice how life throws you into this whole learning experience? It's like, Congratulations, you're now enrolled in the course called 'Adulting,' and the syllabus is just a blank page, and the textbook is constantly being written by your mistakes.
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