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Being a leader is a bit like being the first person to dance at a party. Sometimes you set the trend, and other times, you're just awkwardly swaying alone on the dance floor hoping people join in.
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It's funny how leaders always talk about "thinking outside the box." But have you seen their office? It's like the boxes unionized and staged a revolt!
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You know you're dealing with a confident leader when they start a sentence with "Trust me…" That's when you know it's time to Google for a second opinion.
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You know, leaders are like phone battery percentages. Sometimes they're at a hundred, all charged up and ready to go. But other times, you're just desperately searching for a charger!
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Leaders and GPS directions have a lot in common. They confidently lead you somewhere, sometimes taking the scenic route, and occasionally announcing, "Recalculating.
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Being a leader is like being the designated driver of a group outing. You're responsible for everyone, and by the end of the night, you're just hoping no one pukes in your car!
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Have you noticed how leaders always have these signature moves? Like the politician's hand wave or the CEO's power walk. I tried adopting a signature move at work, but all I got was weird looks in the hallway.
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Have you ever noticed how a leader's speech can be longer than the runtime of a Lord of the Rings movie? I swear, after a while, you start wondering if they're searching for the one ring!
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It's funny how leaders get credit for everything good that happens but magically develop amnesia for anything that goes wrong. It's like they have a selective memory subscription!
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