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My toilet paper and I have a great relationship. We're always on a roll!
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I bought a toilet brush, but it seems to prefer cleaning itself. Must be a brush with fame!
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I asked my toilet for its Wi-Fi password. It said, 'Sorry, I'm a little flushed right now.
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I told my toilet a secret, but it couldn't keep it. Now we're dealing with leaky rumors!
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Why was the toilet paper blushing? Because it saw the bathroom business!
Toilet Tango
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Why do they call it a lavatory on planes? It's more like a tiny bathroom ballet. I swear, every time I'm in there, it's like a dance-off with the sink, and the toilet is the stern judge just watching, saying, You call that a foxtrot?
Tiny Talk
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Ever notice how people suddenly become eloquent poets when they emerge from the lavatory? It's like they've conquered the tiniest kingdom and emerged with a newfound sense of dignity. I half expect them to come out reciting Shakespeare, To pee or not to pee, that is the question.
Legroom Dilemma
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Who decided that the lavatory should also double as a phone booth and a storage closet? It's like trying to change clothes in a bathroom designed by a minimalist superhero – Here's your space, good luck fitting in it!
Aisle or Isle?
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Choosing the lavatory on an airplane is like playing Russian roulette. Will you get the aisle seat, where you can perform bathroom acrobatics, or the window seat, where you have to be a contortionist to avoid disturbing your fellow passengers? Decisions, decisions.
Mile-High Makeover
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If you really want to test a relationship, try doing your skincare routine in an airplane lavatory. It's like a makeover challenge from a reality show, but instead of a fabulous transformation, you end up looking like you lost a battle with a tiny tornado.
Bathroom Olympics
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The lavatory is the only place where you can simultaneously feel like an acrobat, contortionist, and a gymnast. I go in thinking I'll just wash my hands, and suddenly I'm competing in the Bathroom Olympics, trying not to touch the sides of the sink and attempting a flawless dismount from the hand dryer.
The In-Flight Illusionist
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Have you ever tried flushing a toilet on an airplane? It's like pulling off a magic trick. You press the button, and for a moment, you question if you've been transported to a parallel universe where gravity works differently. Abracadabra, your waste has vanished!
Toilet Etiquette
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In the lavatory, you learn the art of stealth and timing. You're trying to be discreet about your business because, let's face it, nobody wants to be the person exiting the bathroom with a triumphant Ta-da!
Mirror, Mirror... Never Mind
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The lavatory mirror on a plane is like a funhouse mirror's distant, less enthusiastic cousin. You look at it, and it's almost like the reflection is saying, You're on a plane, buddy, and so am I – no need to make eye contact.
The Lavatory Chronicles
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You ever notice how the lavatory on airplanes is basically a phone booth with turbulence? I mean, trying to change in there is like attempting a Cirque du Soleil performance in a broom closet. If you come out unscathed, you deserve an in-flight Oscar.
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