6+ Best One Liners Jokes For lavatory

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Why did the toilet go to the party? It wanted to get flushed with excitement!

What did the toilet say to the plumber? 'You crack me up!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? It just couldn't stand the constant sink drama!

My toilet is a great listener. It's always taking crap without judgment.

Why did the smartphone apply for a job in the bathroom? It wanted to work in a 'hands-free' environment!

I told my toilet it was a 'throne.' Now it demands to be treated like royalty. It's a real porcelain diva!

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