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Why is it that the toilet paper in public restrooms is always on a mission to escape? It's like they want to be free and explore the world, leaving you stranded in a stall with no backup plan.
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Have you ever noticed that lavatory doors always have the most complicated locks? It's like they're preparing us for a high-stakes heist just to have a moment of privacy.
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Why is it that the hand dryers in restrooms sound like they're auditioning for a role in a sci-fi movie? You step up, and suddenly you're in the middle of a futuristic wind tunnel experiment.
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Why do they call it a "restroom"? I don't know about you, but there's nothing restful about trying to gracefully exit a public lavatory without making eye contact with anyone.
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Can we talk about automatic flushing toilets? They're like the overeager friend who can't wait to be helpful. I'm just trying to finish my business, and suddenly I'm caught in a surprise bidet moment.
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I love how lavatories have that one mirror that makes you look like you've just stepped into a Hollywood film. I walk out of there feeling like I should have my own theme music and slow-motion entrance.
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The lavatory is the only place where time has its own set of rules. You go in for a quick visit, and next thing you know, it's like Narnia – you step out, and hours have passed. It's like a magical time-warping chamber, but with less wardrobe and more awkward encounters.
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Speaking of public restrooms, they're like a game of Russian roulette. You walk in, assess the situation, and hope you don't end up with the stall that's been dubbed the "choir room" because of its excellent acoustics.
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You ever notice how the lavatory is the only place where people become poets? Suddenly, you're contemplating the meaning of life while sitting on the porcelain throne, and you're like, "To pee or not to pee, that is the question.
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