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Why did the Christmas tree apply for a job? It wanted to get a new leaf before last Christmas!
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose for the last time before Christmas!
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Why did the Christmas wreath go to therapy? It had too many issues with its self-esteem!
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Why did the Christmas turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
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Why did the Christmas candle break up with the lighter? It found someone who was more lit!
Last Christmas Gifts
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You know you're getting older when last Christmas gifts become this year's regifting material. I mean, how many scented candles can one person own before they start suspecting a conspiracy by the candle industry?
Last Christmas Tree
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The only thing that lasts longer than a relationship is taking down the decorations from the last Christmas tree. It's a battle between sentimental attachment and laziness—usually, laziness wins, and you end up with a year-round holiday tree!
Last Christmas Movie Marathon
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I love a good movie marathon, but after the last Christmas movie marathon, I realized I've seen more elves than actual people. I mean, do elves have their own union or something? They're everywhere!
Last Christmas Sweater
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Ah, the infamous last Christmas sweater. It's not just a piece of clothing; it's a badge of honor for surviving through the awkwardness of family gatherings. It's so tacky; you can practically hear it screaming for attention!
Last Christmas Traditions
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We all have those bizarre last Christmas traditions that make zero sense outside our family. Like the ceremonial game of charades where dad always ends up doing interpretive dance, trying to mimic 'Jingle Bells.' It's a performance worth an award!
Last Christmas Dinner
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Ah, the memories of last Christmas dinner! That's when Aunt Edna tried to cook a turkey using some mysterious ancient recipe she found online. Let's just say it was the year we all developed a deep appreciation for takeout.
Last Christmas Party
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Last Christmas party was like a high school reunion where everyone's trying too hard to be cool. You've got Uncle Bob attempting the latest dance moves while your grandma's breakdancing skills put everyone to shame. It's like a sitcom waiting to happen!
Last Christmas Resolution
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You know how they say 'new year, new me'? Well, after last Christmas, my resolution was 'new year, same me but with a better excuse for not taking down the decorations until February.' Hey, at least I'm consistent!
Last Christmas Music
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You know it's officially December when every store starts blasting Last Christmas on repeat. It's like a holiday soundtrack that slowly morphs into a haunting background noise that follows you everywhere you go.
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