7+ Best One Liners Jokes For last christmas

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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She said, 'Nothing would make her happier.' So, I got her nothing!

I told my friends I'm learning to juggle this Christmas. They said, 'That's a lot to jingle!

I accidentally wrapped my cat for Christmas. Now I have a purr-sent under the tree!

I bought my friend a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

I asked Santa for a treadmill for Christmas. I guess he thought I said 'trim a tree', because I got a fern instead!

I told my family I wanted a beach body for Christmas. I got a round of applause instead!

I tried to make a snowman, but it just wouldn't stop melting. I guess you could say it had a meltdown before last Christmas!

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