10 Jokes For Last Christmas

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Dec 15 2024

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You know it's "last Christmas" when you find holiday decorations scattered around your home like forgotten treasures from a past life.
Last Christmas" is like the guest who's still hanging around in your memory, leaving unwrapped presents of embarrassing moments that suddenly pop up when you're trying to sleep.
Last Christmas" is the magical season when you become an expert in finding hidden nooks where tinsel and stray ornaments are still hanging out.
You know it's that "last Christmas" phase when your house is a peculiar mix of resolutions on the fridge and a lingering scent of pine needles under the couch.
Last Christmas" is the time of year when your fridge becomes a graveyard of Tupperware, where half-eaten meals from family gatherings rest in peace.
You can tell it's "last Christmas" by the constant battle between trying to avoid the cliché resolutions and secretly making plans to stick to them for at least a week.
Last Christmas" feels like that one friend who's always late to leave the party - just when you're done with the holiday spirit, it shows up with nostalgia and Mariah Carey on repeat.
Last Christmas" is that odd time warp where you're simultaneously full of regrets for overeating and yet excitedly planning your next feast.
Last Christmas" is like a pop-up store of memories, where each corner of your home triggers flashbacks of good times and that questionable Secret Santa gift exchange.
You know it's "last Christmas" when your search history is a chaotic mix of 'discounted gym memberships' and 'best leftover turkey recipes.

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