6 Jokes About Lasers

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Updated on: Apr 03 2025

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My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta with my laser!
I told my friend I can stop a laser with my bare hands. He said, 'No way!' Well, that's a shining example of my abilities!
I accidentally spilled water on my laser equipment. Now it's all light and misty!
I tried to tell a laser joke, but it went over everyone's heads – even at the speed of light!
I asked my laser for its opinion, but it just gave me a light-hearted response!
I asked my laser for dating advice. It said, 'Just be yourself – unless you can be a laser, then be a laser!

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