5 Jokes About Lasers

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 03 2025

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The Overzealous Barber

When your barber discovers the wonders of laser technology
You know your barber is into lasers when he says, "Let's give you a trim" and pulls out a lightsaber. I didn't know Jedi training was part of the package.

The Overambitious Presentation

When your PowerPoint presentation meets a malfunctioning laser pointer
I thought my presentation was going great until the laser pointer decided to play "Guess the Data Point." Spoiler alert: Nobody won.

The Misguided Cat

When your cat thinks lasers are the ultimate game
I tried explaining to my cat that the laser isn't a real threat. Now it just gives me this disappointed look, like I've shattered its dreams of being a laser-fighting ninja.

The Paranoid Astronaut

When an astronaut is convinced that lasers are alien communication
The alien encounter was not what I expected. They beamed a laser message that said, "Send more cats. We find them entertaining.

The Laser Tag Enthusiast

When someone takes laser tag way too seriously
I used to think laser tag was a harmless game until I met the guy who treats it like a life-or-death situation. Dude, it's just a game; calm down!

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