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Landslides are nature's way of saying, "You thought gravity only existed in physics class? Hold my soil!
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I’ve realized something about landslides – they’re like the slow-motion version of an earth-shattering breakup. You see it coming but can't really stop it.
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Ever notice how landowners always find creative ways to downplay the risk of a landslide? "Oh, it's just the earth casually rearranging itself. Nothing to see here, folks!
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Landslides are proof that even the ground beneath our feet can have a bad day. It’s like Earth's version of tripping over your own feet.
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You ever notice how when it rains heavily, suddenly everyone becomes a geologist? "Did you hear about that landslide?" It's like we all have honorary degrees in rocks and soil dynamics.
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Watching a landslide is like witnessing a slow-motion version of Tetris, except instead of scoring points, you're losing your garden shed.
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I've come to realize that trying to predict a landslide is as futile as trying to predict which line at the grocery store will move the fastest – you're always surprised by the outcome.
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The news always reports landslides like they're surprise parties: "Guess what, folks? We have an unexpected guest today – tons of earth in your backyard!
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You know you're living life on the edge when the closest thing you've experienced to an adrenaline rush is watching a documentary about landslides.
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