5 Jokes For Landslide

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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Geologist

Studying the causes and effects of landslides
Dating a geologist is like being in a relationship with a landslide expert. They keep saying, "Our love is rock-solid," but sometimes it feels like it's eroding away.

Politician

Dealing with landslides in their constituency
Trying to resolve a landslide problem in politics is like trying to build a house of cards in an earthquake zone. It's not about if it'll fall, but when and how spectacularly.

Real Estate Agent

Selling properties in a landslide-prone area
I tried advertising a house as a "rolling estate." Turns out, buyers aren't as excited when it's the house doing the rolling.

Insurance Agent

Dealing with landslide insurance claims
Insuring landslides is like insuring a drama series - it's unpredictable, full of twists, and usually ends in a cliffhanger!

Construction Worker

Working on a site prone to landslides
I asked my construction buddy if he wanted to grab a drink after work. He said, "Nah, I prefer my ground on the rocks, not in the rocks!

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